I'm Brando the Commando. I am green. I am lean. I'm an 18 lb. loving machine! I guard, I hunt. When I was a puppy, they called me a runt. To the BIG HOUSE they sent me, so far away. Then my parents found me, just in time, one fine day! Now I eat Iams, love solar & sunlight. I ride in Dad's Prius & get feelin' alright!