ON THE STREETS: The truth about "global warming"
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Jonathan Kesselman: Are you guys aware that global warming does not exist? Are you guys aware that global warming is actually a hoax?
>> It’s a hoax?
Kesselman: It’s a hoax. It’s not real. Actually, I have some charts I can show you. Okay, so this is global warming right here, this line here.
>> Yeah. Right.
Kesselman: This right here is ocean water levels, this blue line here. Donnie and Marie, and "American Idol;" you notice "American Idol" peaks here, while "American Idol" peaks here. What does that tell you?
>> It’s not too good.
Kesselman: There’s actually something called global cooling. Have you heard of global cooling?
>> I have not.
Kesselman: I don’t have the actual chart with me because I forgot it at home. It’s 27 degrees outside; clearly global cooling is not a hoax.
>> It’s [bleep] cold out here.
Kesselman: Yeah, you know what?
>> Yeah.
Kesselman: Global cooling is what I’m talking about.
>> [indistinct] [bleep] [indistinct] global warmin’ here.
Kesselman: Yeah.
>> And I’m the [bleep] coldest [bleep] in New York.
Kesselman: [indistinct] there’s no real numbers on it because we took them off for, for reasons.
>> I’ve never seen that movie by that weirdo. What’s his name?
Kesselman: Al Gore? I think the reason why is that it had a bad title. I was thinking maybe people would’ve seen it if it had a better title. Something like, I don’t know, “Watch this movie or we’re all [bleep].”
>> Al Gore has even lied and said he had invented the Internet. You can’t trust somebody like that.
Kesselman: Internet? That’s like me saying I made up Starbucks Coffee.
And you know what? I didn’t. Because you know why? Starbucks Coffee is crap. Oh, boy. Oh, wow. I’m sorry. So now have I convinced you that global warming is a hoax?
>> Yes.
Kesselman: As a member of the Global Cooling Party, we’re actually looking for donations. So do you have $5, $10 you can spare for the global cooling cause?
>> For the global cooling cure?
Kesselman: You have $5?
>> Yeah.
Kesselman: Cool. Hook me up.
>> I have to get it inside. All right?
Kesselman: I’ll wait right here. I’m cool.
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Posted By Professor Mandia - Mon, Aug 03 2009 at 9:17 PM ESTGlobal Warming: Man or Myth?
http://www2.sunysuffolk.edu/mandias/global_warming/
Climate change has been extensively researched and the overwhelming majority of climate scientists agree that the observed modern day global warming is unprecedented and is very likely caused by humans. Although there is little serious debate between climate experts, many in the general public
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