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The end is near
It's been a crazy past few years. We've seen gas prices hit all-time highs, been hit by major and catastrophic weather disasters, and watched as banks and major financial institutions disappear overnight in the midst of what appears to be an actual, real-life economic depression. Our stable, comfortable lives suddenly don't seem so stable any more.
Here are 10 things you can do to improve your chances of riding out a major disaster without looking like a total lunatic. If you get all 10 of these items checked off, let me know so I can come crash at your place when aliens attack. (Text: Shea Gunther)
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DOG MANIA AND BREAKDOWN
Posted By hogorina - Fri, Aug 13 2010 at 12:42 AM ESTRottweilers tear kid to pieces: comments
December 28, 2009, 17:44
We have a mania spreading out through America tied to the craze in owning dogs. Searching back in the past to Vienna, Austria, in the mid eighteen hundreds, one meets with the identical situation surrounding the dangers of these animals, as being used for various personalities, for transitional implications, of individual anti-social inadequacies. The Late Doctor Sigmund Freud, and cohort, Karl Jung, along with Max.... More
HOW TO ENJOY BOTTOM FEEDERS--MULLET
Posted By hogorina - Sun, Jan 24 2010 at 6:43 PM ESTNaturally, there are numerous manners in preparing a muck runner's special, dried mullet. This is an art in turning out red necks' special. Retired Col. Humpslinger, of Goose Hollow, Deepstep Ga., a modern day centurian guarding a few left over brain cells, revealed just how to bake dried mullet. The ditches near farming areas was dry as a hound's tooth due to drought. Mullet had to be imported from Snake's Corner, ten miles a peice, down the fodder trail, to Col.Humpslinger's front porch. .... More
NECROPHILIA AND ACT-ACT-A-LIKE LAWYERS
Posted By hogorina@att.net - Sun, Jan 03 2010 at 7:22 PM ESTQuiete a post on how not to become a lunatic. One uppermost consideration in sustaining a normal disposition is to stay away from lawyers, and any atmospheric condition that smells of these legal body snatchers. Collectively, this profession is a mental disorder housed within the bodies of the living dead. Their prolonged disposition is to attach individual desires, in procreating, transposing, nature into a look-a-like, corpses, hustling along with valises, filled with torts that gaurantee.... More
GOOD STUFF
Posted By jeanette - Sat, Jan 02 2010 at 1:02 AM ESTThank you for your vital suggestions - hadn't thought of the biofuel one but otherwise I wasn't far behind you.
POLITICAL LIGHTENING STRIKES THE OUTHOUSE
Posted By hogorina - Fri, Aug 20 2010 at 10:31 AM ESTTHREE-STORY OUTHOUSES FOR PSEUDO DEMOCRATIC/REPUBLICAN PARTIES
” Compromise on a principle, and that will be the first straw in breaking that principle’s back ). Daniel Deleon, late Socialists in America. For sure both parties are guilty for betraying Christianised America. Deleon is not consuming his own words.
In essence, we may safely put both parties as projectors, as hounds of the outhouses. It doesn take a brain to comprehend as to the level one combined group of.... More
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