"We just give you a knife ..."
"Mr. Stearns asked Mr. McKay to resign. Well, in the Asian culture we do things differently. During the Samurai days, we just give you a knife and ask you to commit harakiri. My constituents are still debating on what they want me to ask you to do."
— U.S. Rep. Anh "Joseph" Cao, R-La., floating the idea that BP America President Lamar McKay commit suicide over the oil spill.