This one should probably go without saying, but you shouldn't get wasted with your pets. It might be drunkenly funny to feed your dog or cat a bowl of beer while kicking back brews watching “Jeopardy” with your buddies, but it doesn't take much for your pet to get too much. They have much smaller bodies and faster metabolisms than ours and don't process alcohol as well as we humans, so it hits them harder. Just say no to cats and dogs getting drunk.