Maybe I should have my dog run for office. He is smarter than most of the politicians and a lot more loyal!
I enlisted my cat in my book club so we could both get some free books. Not long after that he received an offer from a major credit card company telling him he was pre-approved for a VISA card. I considered letting him have his own credit card, but then I realized that cats are not very good at managing finances, so I threw the exciting offer away.