While there are many associated benefits to biking and/or using public transportation, getting a discount at your local brothel has never been one of them.
Taking advantage of a more eco-concious world, a brothel in Germany has decided to offer discounts to any customer who arrives via either bike or public transportation. From their website:
"The Maison d'Envie offers one major advantage over other establishments: it is perfectly accessible by public transport. Both S-and U-Bahn stations are within walking distance and well-maintained bicycle paths also allow for a more environmentally friendly journey. And because we want to reward your green commitment, we have – and it's unique in Berlin – an environmental discount."
Clients who take advantage of the offer will receive a €5 "eco" discount off the regular 45-minute price of €70 -- or for those with less time on their hands, on the €30 15-minute session.
For some odd reason known only to "brothel industry-insiders", there is no discount off the 60-minute session, though I hear if you whisper "carbon credits" or "Al Gore" during foreplay, you get a free reusable mug.