'Avatar' porn film goes 3-D
Hustler announces that its version of the environmentally themed blockbuster will be the company's highest-budget production to date.
Thu, Jun 17 2010 at 10:55 AM EST
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A snapshot from ""This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D" Director James Cameron has seen plenty of parodies of his science fiction film "Avatar", but porn giant Hustler is the first to offer a take on the mega-blockbuster in three dimensions.
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The studio arm of the company has announced that the upcoming porn version of the film, titled "This Ain’t Avatar XXX", will be presented in 3-D. Such are the production costs, that Hustler is calling it their highest-budget flick ever produced.
I can only guess at the content — which may or may not carry on Cameron's environmental message. Either way, you're sure to witness lots of blue-painted porn stars dressed up as Na'vi and, naturally, getting it on.
"But wait a minute!", you say. "I thought the Na'vi didn't have sexual organs like humans?!" Right you are, my useless knowledge cohort! In fact, a deleted sex scene from the original film showed the two main characters "mating" by hooking their tails together.
Something tells me Hustler may choose to use a little artistic license in achieving the desired effect.
"This Ain’t Avatar XXX", which just wrapped production, will be available in September.
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Comments
seven_up
10/21/2010 18:07 PM
upload it again. all links are dead ;(
the fire
10/04/2010 02:38 AM
why would people want to watch aliens having sex (i know its humans dressed up as aliens), seriously is the world really that perverted
darren
06/19/2010 15:55 PM
or 'Av It At Tara.. or something a bit wittier.
E
06/19/2010 15:52 PM
Navi have sexual organs. They just use their queues as a bonus.
okan dede
06/19/2010 05:55 AM
ccc inci siker ccc
imanhorn
06/18/2010 23:29 PM
http://imanhorn.wordpress.com/2010/02/17/navi-sex-revealed-uncensored-se...
Erzu_Seven
06/18/2010 17:31 PM
The intertwining of queues is both highly erotic and profoundly spiritual, but does not in itself lead to reproduction. Most Na'vi couples have one to three children, although there are exceptions. The sources is Avatar: An Activist Survival Guide By Maria Wilhelm & dirk Mathison.
go
06/18/2010 14:36 PM
do I want to know how they keep the tool blue?!
Matthew Bright
06/18/2010 11:38 AM
I've actually given this some thought. I figure you need to grab the tail at the base and pull firmly but gently upward, thereby releasing pheromones, at which point you go to work. Anyway, that's how I envision the whole thing. And I can't wait to see the finished product.
I wish all girls had tails, even if it would make it so they couldn't hide their true feelings.
Concho
06/18/2010 11:19 AM
When did the Na'vi ever have sideburns?
smurf
06/18/2010 09:52 AM
lol smurf porn
personman
06/28/2010 23:08 PM
The only similarity is the color blue and even at that it's not the same kind of blue...
personman
06/28/2010 23:08 PM
The only similarity is the color blue and even at that it's not the same kind of blue...
