Jon Gosselin would like you to know he's fine and living in the woods. And no, you're not allowed to know where.
The 36-year-old former reality TV star, then-wife Kate, their twins and sextuplets starred on "Jon and Kate Plus 8" for five seasons before divorcing in 2009. Unfortunately, despite relocating to an apartment and picking up a new gig as a solar panel installer, the paparazzi continued to hound Jon. So, he decided to trade in urban living for something a bit more backwoods.
Speaking with VH1's "The Gossip Table," Gosselin says he has no address and that it's a much safer place to raise kids. You can check out his comments in the video below.
On a similar note, actress Heather Donahue - previously known as The Girl from "The Blair Witch Project" - just posted an article titled "Top 10 Reasons I Ditched the City and Moved to the Country."
Besides such perks as plentiful parking and fresh farm produce, Donahue explains how getting away from it all has transformed her in ways Gosselin can likely related to.
"I gained the solitude I needed to get to know myself better," she writes. "I live in a little barn with an unreliable internet connection and two bars on a clear day. I am undistracted. This has helped me find the time to do the work I've dreamed of, and to clarify what I even mean by that."