For Andreas, your Dutch expat boyfriend who knows a thing or two about bicycles: Although Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein of the riotous IFC sketch comedy show "Portlandia" think that "putting a bird on it" is the surefire way to a green-minded, Etsy-shopping hipster’s heart, we think that "putting a bicycle on it" certainly applies as well. These attractive and versatile 12.5 oz glasses ($24) with an abstract bike pattern by Taliah Lempert are dishwasher- and microwave-safe and sure to appeal to that fixed-gear fanatic in your life. Made in the USA.