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Tell a (good) bad joke and win a Conscious Box
Share a great terrible joke for a chance to win a free Conscious Box full of greener goodies.
Fri, Nov 02 2012 at 12:37 PM
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The Conscious Box is a paid-subscription service that drops a box of green-leaning products on your doorstep every month. A typical box might have 20 different items (in sample sizes) and is best thought of as a product discovery engine. The Conscious Box crew does a good job of picking products so you get a great spread of sustainable goods.
 
I reviewed the Conscious box a couple of years ago (and then again earlier this year).
 
The folks over at Conscious Box have kindly offered three free boxes up to my readers in celebration of their one-year anniversary of being in business.
 
So here is how we're going to give them away: the three people who tell the best bad joke in the comment section on this post, as judged by me, will win a special first-anniversary Conscious Box.
 
What is a good bad joke? Here are a few of my favorites:
 
• Did you hear about the new pirate movie coming out? It's so violent that it's been rated Arrrrrrr…
 
• Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke.
 
• (Followed immediately by:) Knock knock. Who's there? Woo. Woo who? Don't get excited, it's only a joke.
 
The cheesier, the better. Bring 'em bad.
 
I will make my decision at noon Wednesday, Nov. 7, so you have until then to submit your best bad joke. Best of luck!
 
Are you on Twitter? Follow me (@sheagunther) there, I give good tweets. And if you really like my writing, you can join my Facebook page.
 

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Nina Tran Nov 06 2012 at 8:45 PM

What do you call a Russian who loves eating pho?
...Soviet. :D

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iamthedalton Nov 06 2012 at 5:23 PM

I poured root beer into a square cup. Now I just have beer.

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cali4dr34me12 Nov 06 2012 at 2:05 PM

I'm going go with: Q: Why is six afraid of seven?
A: Seven ate(eight) nine.

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ejbradfo Nov 06 2012 at 1:47 PM

Q: Why do pilgrims pants always fall down?
A: Because they wear their belt buckles on their hats!

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marshamckernan Nov 06 2012 at 12:49 PM

I heard this one: how do you know it is almost raining cats and dogs??? When you almost step in a POODLE!

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@kbedell Nov 06 2012 at 10:53 AM

Q: Why did the piece of gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!

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