The Conscious Box
is a paid-subscription service that drops a box of green-leaning products on your doorstep every month. A typical box might have 20 different items (in sample sizes) and is best thought of as a product discovery engine. The Conscious Box crew does a good job of picking products so you get a great spread of sustainable goods.
The folks over at Conscious Box have kindly offered three free boxes up to my readers in celebration of their one-year anniversary of being in business.
So here is how we're going to give them away: the three people who tell the best bad joke in the comment section on this post, as judged by me, will win a special first-anniversary Conscious Box.
What is a good bad joke? Here are a few of my favorites:
• Did you hear about the new pirate movie coming out? It's so violent that it's been rated Arrrrrrr…
• Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke.
• (Followed immediately by:) Knock knock. Who's there? Woo. Woo who? Don't get excited, it's only a joke.
The cheesier, the better. Bring 'em bad.
I will make my decision at noon Wednesday, Nov. 7, so you have until then to submit your best bad joke. Best of luck!