Death is a bit of a morbid topic, but let’s face it, we’re all going to die someday and so it’s okay to think ahead about how we want our remains handled. Are you going the burial route or the cremation route? If you’re planning on cremation but don’t want your ashes sitting around in an urn on a mantle for decades, check out And Vinyly. The company turns ashes into vinyl records; and these vinyl records actually play, if you happen to have an old turntable lying around.
From the And Vinyly homepage, “When the album that is life finally reaches the end wouldn't it be nice to keep that record spinning for eternity? We offer you the chance to press your ashes in a vinyl recording your loved ones will cherish for generations. Record a personal message, your last will & testament, your own soundtrack or simply press your ashes to hear your pops & crackles for the minimal approach.”
The British company offers several packages, starting with the Basic Package that comes with up to 30 discs with 24 minutes of total play time, 12 minutes on each side, for £3,000. At today’s exchange rate, that’s about $4,667.
If you’re looking for something a bit more over the top, then you can purchase one of the many add-ons including music written and produced specifically for you (£500 per track and up), record distribution through vinyl stores around the world (undisclosed price) and the ultimate package, the FUNerals.
For £10,000, the team at And Vinyly will dedicate a team of event organizers to your final send off, including speaking to your guests and of course, playing your cremated remains during the party.
Is cremation not in the cards for you? Don’t worry about it, And Vinyly will take cremated body parts. I am not joking. If you prefer to be buried, you can cremate a body part and turn those remains into an album. Do you really need all 10 toes to be buried with you? Probably not. The team at And Vinyly has thought of everything!
While this sounds a bit cheeky, it is a serious business and the website even features a disclaimer that reads, “Please note: Despite the sites light hearted tone, all of our services are carried out with the utmost respect & care.”
I have to admit, I love this idea. I grew up with vinyl and my dad’s record collection was huge. My first record was Sesame Street Fever with a John Travolta-esque Grover on the cover.
What do you think of And Vinyly’s product?