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Tue, Aug 14 2012 at 1:14 PM

Americans have begun the annual Shark Week festival in hopes of minimizing the culling of the human herd during the next harvest season. As has been tradition for the last 25 years, various TV personalities from the Discovery network lead adherents in nationally coordinated rituals designed to appease the unstoppable water demons. They include praising sharks for their jumping ability, expressing awe at the 'feeding frenzy', and symbolic sacrifices of valuable goods to an insatiable, mechanical shark idol. While foul unbelievers point to the fact that only five people a year are killed by sharks, whereas millions of sharks are killed by humans in the same time frame, the faithful nod silently, thankful that the previous years' sacrifices were once again accepted by the great and powerful Megalodon. http://politicalpunnery.com/posts/?title=bruce-almighty