Captain Can: The Final Flush
Sadly, the journey of Captain Can must come to an end. But don't fret ... behold, six more ways superdudes can spiff up their bathrooms.
Tue, Apr 14 2009 at 8:47 AM
Prior to and after the return of Captain Planet
, I suggested a handful of ways ordinary superdudes can work green and clean magic
on their bathrooms, a part of the home — specifically in bachelor pads — that elicits visions of a horror film more so than a superhero fantasy flick.
While the valiant efforts of Captain Can and this toilet
-themed trilogy must come to a close, Captain Planet
continues to battle on (exclusively at MNN). Here are six final not-too-perilous missions for guys to tackle in loo-land. And I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it one last time: Think of this effort in heroic proportions — you’re rescuing Mother Nature. Hopefully, at the end of the mission you’ll also be capturing the heart of a girl who once held it in, fearing for her own safety each time she entered your bathroom. Or at the very least you’ll be doing yourself a huge favor.
Mission # 1: De-terrorize the toilet:
During the first installment
of Captain Can, I recommend harnessing the power of method Daily Shower Cleaner
to combat villainous grime. With that conquered, it's time to take on the dreaded can. Lil’ Bowl Blue Planet Friendly Toilet Bowl Cleaner
from method ($6.99 @ drugstore.com
) will wipe that dirty smirk of even the nastiest of toilets with the aid of nontoxic cleaning agents. Added bonus: The eucalyptus mint scent doesn't bring on the un-superhero-esque indignity of watering eyes like bleach cleaners do.
Mission # 2: Don't be a tool:
Every Superdude is known for his dazzling array of gadgets, right? Your bathroom shouldn’t be excluded, which is why this super cool air-cleaning tool, the Uv-C Air Sanitizer & Cordless Vacuum
(on sale for $59.99 @ Gaiam
) should be a permanent fixture in your gadget arsenal. This chem-free disinfecting gizmo keeps the indoor air quality of your WC up to snuff by zapping germs, annihilating unsavory odors, and eliminating mold with the power of ultraviolet technology.
Mission # 3: Leg exercises:
Since this is
the men's room
that we're dealing with it's understandable that a little eye candy may be in order. This is where the PEVA Patrick McMullan Shower Curtain
($30.00 @ Izola Shower
) comes in handy. The curtain is made from PEVA, a biodegradable alternative to nasty, landfill-clogging vinyl, and features an image of a bevy of shapely lady legs courtesy of renowned photographer, Patrick McMullan.
Mission # 4: Operation H20:
Luck be a ladybug tonight ... The Evolve Ladybug Showerhead Adaptor
($29.95 @ Bobby Berk Home
) is an affordable, easy-to-install (not that Superdudes have problems installing things) attachment that cuts off the water flow when the temperature reaches 95 degrees, saving you money on water and energy bills and letting you know exactly when the shower is hot n' ready to go. It's compatible with most all showerheads.
Mission # 5: Make a clean break:
It's decidedly not very Superdude-esque to overcrowd a shower with bath and body products. Duross & Langel Shower Gel
($11 @ Duross & Langel
) frees up valuable bathroom real estate with a moisturizing, three-in-one formula for face, hair, and body available in a variety of manly scents like Egyptian Musk and Moroccan Cedar. The gels are made from non-synthetic, botanical based ingredients and packaged in recyclable bottles in the City of Dude-ly Love, Philadelphia.
Mission # 6: The final countdown:
It's a given that long, leisurely showers are pretty much the best thing ever. But if money and the planet are ever going to be saved, it's a great idea to keep an eye on the clock while in the bathroom. Practice good old fashioned discipline by timing your showers with the Kikkerland Suction Clock
($7 @ Kikkerlandshop
). See how fast you can get clean while staying green by stickin' this sucker to the tile.
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