The HydroWOW just might be the answer to all the world's problems.
All of them. It's kind of like 42.
Right now we are faced with a mountain of big environmental questions looking for answers. How do we build a society filled with happy, productive people who don't live in caves but who aren't destroying the environment at the same time?
Producing energy is one of the largest contributors to global warming. We burn fossil fuels like coal, gas and oil to power our lives, but we pump mega tons of greenhouse gases into the air in the process.
Solar panels and wind turbines are great, but they're often big, bulky, and hard to install.
What the world needs is a solution that's small, simple to use, and easy on the eye. What the world needs is the HydroWOW.
The HydroWOW is a revolution in renewable energy — it's a personal power plant that generates a bounty of energy from the water streaming out of your faucet.
The falling water engages with the HydroWOW's patented turbine Hydroprop (with active blade control compensation) which spins a doubly-fed three phase asynchronous pulse-width IGBT frequency converter (lubricated by the tears of coal industry executives) that churns out megawatts of clean, renewable energy.
And best of all, the HydroWOW wirelessly routes the energy through your home to the outlet or appliance in need. You don't need to hire any expensive electricians, just screw it on, turn on your faucet, and go.
To purchase your own HydroWOW, you can visit their Buy a HydroWOW page.
(ppssstt ... It's a joke promo by the funny folks over at Tree Humper. I think it's hilarious. Happy midweek. )
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