Writers: Jonathan Kesselman, Adam Dorn, Jacob Fleisher
Co-Producer: Khalil Hayes
Editor: Joey Williamson
Additional Editing: Michael Nedelman
Sound: Marc Enette
Score: Michael Cohen
Post Services Provided By: Moped Productions LLC
Opening Theme: "Chick A Boom Boom Boom" by Mocean Worker
Animator: Meredith Darlington
The blank layer is responsible for protecting the earth’s atmosphere. Hint: it rhymes with tozone. The blank layer. What kind of car runs on both electricity and gasoline?
Woman 1: Those hydro, hydro--
Kesselman: We all know that the sources of the Kyoto Protocol [indistinct] are the Clean Development Mechanism, and the Joint Implementation Projects. Compare and contrast the two.
Woman 2: I’m sorry. Can you read that again?
Kesselman: Sure. I’m sorry. I speak quickly. Which of the following is not a form of alternative energy? A: biomass, B: ocean energy, C: hydroelectric, and D: my bloody valentine.
Kesselman: Right. Correct. Which of the following is not a form of alternative energy? A: geothermal, B: wind energy, C: nuclear, D: break dancing.
Woman 2: He’s asking you.
Kesselman: The answer is yes. Are you aware that you’re the leading cause of global warming 'cause you're so damn hot?