MNN just produced a video that's worth a watch:

I kind of wish a tree would give that self-righteous, big-sunglasses-wearing, disposable-cup-coffee-drinking, eco-nag woman a little smack to the back of her head.

I kid, I kid. But come on: "Ohhh mah gawd.... is that guy littering? Seriously...". Is that what it's come down to? Things are really bad when our only hope against the evils of littering are naggy eco-chicks teaming up with pissed-off sentient trees.

And jeez, that guy just got smacked hard in the back of the head by a tree. Her first reaction is to burst out laughing. How about dropping the latte and going to help the poor sucker? Even litterbugs deserve some compassion after a getting beatdown like that.


The lesson here is simple: Don't litter because if you do a tree will beat you up and neo-yuppies will laugh at you as you lay bleeding and dazed on the ground.

Shea Gunther is a podcaster, writer, and entrepreneur living in Portland, Maine. He hosts the popular podcast "Marijuana Today Daily" and was a founder of Renewable Choice Energy, the country's leading provider of wind credits and Green Options. He plays a lot of ultimate frisbee and loves bad jokes.

Litterbug smacked in head by tree
We wish this could happen in real life — a head-bangingly good reminder of why you shouldn't litter.