Wait for it. Wait for it.
Scroll farther down if you can't stand watching a seagull explode.
Otherwise, watch this:
I scrolled down too. Who wants to see a seagull explode? The punchline of the video is that the sea gull never explodes. The video does nothing more than steal 41 seconds of your time.
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