When the family brings home a new kitten, what's the older, wiser cat of the household to do? Mentor him — after hissing at him the customary 437 times, of course.

In this hilarious video, the elder feline imparts sage advice on such important topics as the underwear drawer, that elusive red dot and the horrifying monster known as Vakoom.

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