Stephen Colbert was wrong. It's not goats that are destroying America; it's giant, mutant, culturally hip bedbugs.
In the same vein as that bizarre "Al Gore Sex Scandal" animation we saw several months ago, this animated news report grossly (and hilariously) exaggerates the bedbug infestation. In the video, not only are they larger than humans, but they're also totally into "Glee" and playing cards.
The best moment comes near the end when one of the bloodsuckers consumes FOX News host Greg Gutfeld. While I'd hate to see these giants in real life, something about that scene just felt so satisfying.
Check it out below: