I kid, I kid. Combat juggling is a pretty cool sport that pits jugglers against one another in a free-for-all "battle" to remain the last juggler juggling. Almost anything goes, short of actually causing injury, and jugglers attack their fellow combatants to try to make them drop their clubs or balls. It's a bit nerdy but cool enough to watch. Check it out.
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