Want the same tiger blood that Charlie Sheen has? Well, too bad - because you're not Charlie Sheen. According to the actor, something akin to your brain exploding would happen even with one taste.
Thankfully, some fresh alternatives exist that may give you a headache or the jitters, but otherwise will allow you to continue in your non-Charlie Sheen mundane world.
First up is the aptly named "Tiger Blood Energy Potion" from the ominous sounding Harcos Laboratories. Made from "100% passion", this drink hilariously embodies statements from Sheen's wild rants including the ability to "party epically" and "expose people to magic, and then forget about them tomorrow."
It's actually just fruit punch packing 80mg of caffeine, but the IV packaging alone makes this one a #WINNER. "Be different, have a different brain, and a different heart," the site says. "When you feel Tiger Blood in your veins, you'll realize dying's for fools and that can't is the cancer of happen. Period. The end."
If fruit punch isn't your thing, then perhaps a Tiger Blood Cocktail? In honor of the actor, alcoholic beverage maker TY KU has released their own recipe that's a mix of sake and spicy tomato juice. "Shake ingredients hard over ice," the recipe reads. "Garnish with celery stalk, and enjoy as you're recovering from those night when you're "winning!"
On a final note for the day, Sheen has released a new video for his "Sheen's Korner" web series that, among other ramblings, briefly mentions his upcoming tell-all "Apocalypse Me" memoir.
"I want to release the book through Amazon and on Kindle - that way, we save a bunch of trees, because they give us our oxygen, face it, right? And we love trees - must keep as many around as we can. Must maybe even marry a tree. Yes, marry a tree because, you know, the other type of marriage for me didn't work. So I'm just going to marry a tree."
There you have it, folks. Expect #treemarriage to join #tigerblood and #winning as memes for the masses. Please Charlie, get well soon.
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