For those still on the fence regarding the existence of the legendary Bigfoot, hunter Rick Dyer is here to offer you proof that they're out there. And hey look, he even shot and killed one for you to pay to see. 

"But wait a minute, Dick," you ask while pausing to reach for your wallet. "Wouldn't this amazing scientific discovery have been made in conjunction with scientists instead of posted to your personal website?" Don't worry, Dick and science are already tight - in fact, he's gone ahead and had some unmentioned hospital or university already examine Bigfoot from top to bottom. 

"Every test that you can possibly imagine was performed on this body -- from DNA tests to 3D optical scans to body scans," Dyer told KSAT. "It is the real deal. It's Bigfoot and Bigfoot's here, and I shot it and now I'm proving it to the world."

Need more proof? Dyer says that if these photos of the alleged creature don't make you a believer, than how about the fact that some other people he showed the body to think it's real too? 

"We wanted to get people's reactions, make them believers, and we did it to over a 130 people," Dyer said. "We definitely made them believers."

And now Dyer wants to make you one too. He vows to take Bigfoot's body on tour all around North America. 

"Bigfoot is not a tooth fairy -- Bigfoot is real," Dyer said. "The most important thing to me is being vindicated, letting people know that I am the best Bigfoot tracker in the world and it's not just me saying it."

YEA! So to all you haters out there - especially those that remember when Dyer presented another Bigfoot body back in 2008 that turned out to be a rubber ape suit - you just, well, eh. You have a good point.

Hey - anyone seen the Loch Ness Monster lately? Oh, it's dead too? Damnit. 

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Is Bigfoot dead? Hunter claims he has a body to prove it
Professional Bigfoot hunter Rick Dyer says he shot the mythical beast in 2012 near San Antonio, Texas.