Looking for yet another way to show your love for Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino?

The "Jersey Shore" star has been busy over the past year promoting everything from protein-infused vodka to workout DVDs to a recently announced clothing line. So it only makes sense that an all-in-one reusable dry cleaning and laundry bag would come next.

The Green Garmento is the latest company looking to cash in on Sorrentino's rapid rise to fame, though I can't help but feel it somehow cheapens their brand. From the release:

"Converting from hamper bag for last night's T-shirt, to duffel bag for looking fly while on the way to the laundry or dry cleaner, to hanging garment bag to protect cleaned duds, the Situation GTL Green Garmento aims to stamp out the estimated 300,000,000 pounds of dry cleaning plastic that ends up in U.S. landfills and waterways each year. Now that deserves a fist pump."

"There's nothing sexy about plastic bags," says Sorrentino. Right. (It's probably a good thing they didn't ask him to comment more considering how ridiculously awful the abstinence PSA was that he filmed last November with Bristol Palin. Worst. PSA. Ever.)

Anyways, if you're interested in this "Situation"-themed all-in-one laundry bag, you can pick up one for $11.99 here. Less embarrassing versions are also available for those not interested in carrying around something that says "GYM, TAN, LAUNDRY."

Michael d'Estries ( @michaeldestries ) covers science, technology, art, and the beautiful, unusual corners of our incredible world.

'The Situation' eco-friendly dry cleaning bag debuts
Oh yes, now you too can own a limited edition Situation GTL Green Garmento all-in-one laundry bag.